This is the Year – a Sick Unbelievasong

My glee from the victory over the Rangers manifested itself in the form of a song. I can’t help it when these things happen.

The lyrics are posted below the video. Follow along, eh?

We started off the season on a sour note
Eventually we had to make Brucey-boy the goat
Dale Hunter arrived with a mustache on his lip
And OV finally started to mother fucking hit

One month into Dale’s reign is where we find ourselves
And Mike Green is still injured, yeah he’s sitting on the shelf
His groin’s about as elastic as a paperclip
But we need him back real bad cuz Hamrlik is shit

This is the year
Ovi’s gonna smile ear to ear
As he’s drinking vodka from the Stanley Cup
If this doesn’t happen I might throw up

George McPhee oh George McPhee, I’ve a request for you
You don’t have to do it if you really don’t want to
But please don’t trade Alex Semin or his perfect face
Don’t you still want pretty girls in your fan base?

Things are finally looking up in Washington D.C
Schultz is in the pressbox, we’ve got a cat for a goalie
Nicklas Backstrom is playing like a super Swede
And 83 Jay Beagle’s brain, well it no longer bleeds

This is the year
Ovi’s gonna smile ear to ear
As he’s drinking vodka from the Stanley Cup
If this doesn’t happen I might throw up

We know what we’ve got, that you want it as bad as we do
Our chances would be better if our goalies stopped playing like poo
The powerplay is deader than Kim Jong Il
But we know that there is life in it somewhere still
Cam Ward has more goals than his other-mother brother, Joel
Maybe we’ll just call it a temporary scoring lull
The calm before the storm, before the Chimiracle
Two minutes for diving because Semin took a spill

This is the year
Ovi’s gonna smile ear to ear
As he’s drinking vodka from the Stanley Cup
If this doesn’t happen I might throw up

We’ve still got more than half the season left to go
And on the bright side there’s no more Tyler Sloan
In first place we’re gonna be, the East we’re gonna win
Cuz Bryz thinks the universe is SO HUMANGOUS BIG

This is the year
Ovi’s gonna smile ear to ear
As he’s drinking vodka from the Stanley Cup
If this doesn’t happen I might throw up

If Crosby wins again I’ll go off my fucking rocker

I’ll probably watch soccer.

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